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Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 810 Points

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher 5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/285 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 5/12/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/13 (75/155 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/29/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

MURDER

Love Always Remains Unlocked 11/13/14
25 Points
Take the easy way out.
Eternity Unlocked 11/13/14
50 Points
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Party In The Dungeon 25 Points That's quite a busy reign
Whyyyyy? 25 Points Kinghood suxx

Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/125 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/5/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZAMBONI Unlocked 3/19/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Nose Diver Unlocked 3/4/09
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/23 (100/540 points)

super sweatshop mastar

1000 km Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Go 1000 km for the mother land
5000 km Unlocked 4/4/09
50 Points
Go 5000 km for great power
10000 km 100 Points Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Beligerantly understated Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Do ya feel lucky? Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill 10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 4/26 (85/500 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 12/3/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 12/3/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 12/3/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 12/3/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 12/3/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 12/3/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 12/3/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 12/3/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 12/3/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 12/3/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 12/3/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 12/3/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 12/3/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Master Unlocked 12/3/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 12/3/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 12/3/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 16/20 (370/500 points)